
It's October, so the Christmas movies are starting up on TV. I sat through part of one the other day-- just long enough to have an interesting thought.
As a (Mormon) youngster, I was taught, like many of you, that Santa had his eye on me all year. How? Elves. Elves were little, inconspicuous things, hiding behind trees, sneaking around the attic, spying on me in order to keep track of all my goodness and badness. If I was good, Santa would bring me presents at the end of each year. If I was bad, it would be so sad for me, come Christmas Day.
Although I was a pretty good kid, I knew for sure that I wasn't
always good. I said 'repentance' prayers when I felt guilty (many times), and tried my best to stop doing the bad things I was prone to do (stealing penny candy from the local drug store, for instance). I don't how you handled the Santa issue, but I remember deliberating on the questions: did Santa's helpers see EVERY time I was naughty? Were there some wrong things I did that weren't
that bad? And did the elves 'forgive and forget' when I 'repented'?
Although I spent many childhood years trying harder to be good as the Christmas season approached, I eventually figured out that even if I wasn't, I would still get presents. This was reasonable to me, and I figured the explanation went something like this:
1) there weren't that many available elves and/or they were too busy making presents or doing more important things (polishing reindeer, maybe?) to spy,
2) the elves saw all my sins, but in the end, Santa was too nice to have any kid feel bad, or
3) the whole 'be good/get presents' thing was just to encourage kids to be
as good as possible, while not really demanding that we be completely guiltless. After all, no kid has ever been perfect, right? No kid has even said 'please forgive me' enough to make up for ALL their mistakes, right?
So here's my thought.
The god of Mormonism is a lot like Santa Claus.
The god of Mormonism is a glorified man in a resurrected body; he's NOT omnipresent. In order to see every bad thing we do, there must be angels lurking in our closets. (I remember learning in seminary that I shouldn't worry about angels spying on me in the shower, because they have more decency than that.) Of course, there may be some other spying system in place, like a universal video-taping system, so that god has the incriminating film on us, to play back in front of everyone at our judgment (yeah, I was taught that too).
Or, the god of Mormonism is perhaps 'just kidding'. I was baptized clean of all my previous sins at age 8; but, I knew that from then on, every sin had to be repented from. I started out praying for forgiveness several times a day. As it was tedious, and appeared to be overkill, my repenting quickly became a once-daily, more generalized prayer like 'please forgive me of anything bad I may have done today'. Pretty soon I only remembered once in a while, and just asked to have my slate wiped clean, as I couldn't remember it all anyway.
That was kid-stuff, though, especially when compared to temple covenants (and I'm not going to reveal them here). Anyone who has listened carefully in the endowment ceremony knows that what you promise to do in there is beyond do-ability. But like in Sacrament Meeting, where you take the sacrament because if you didn't, you'd stand out, all the other temple patrons are making the covenants, so you do too, and you then look for the rationale. Maybe god is just 'threatening' me so that I will try my hardest to do 'the best I can do'. Surely he must know (like we do) that no one can perfectly keep the covenants we make in the temple!
Or, lastly, maybe god's list of requirements IS
that extreme, but when we die and go to be judged, he will be sympathetic. He won't want to send us someplace awful, so he'll just assign those of us who aren't so great to a
lesser heaven. After all, even the worst heaven of Mormonism is so terrific that we'd kill ourselves to get there, as I, and maybe you, were taught. So though I'm not perfect, I will end up somewhere good, because God is so nice.
Do you think I have a valid comparison here?
I'm not Mormon anymore; I'm a born-again believer in Jesus Christ, and in God's truth as found in the Holy Bible.
So I'm going to do a little comparison 'on the other hand':
The God of the Bible doesn't employ angel spies. He is omni-present, that is, He is everywhere and He
can see you at
all times. What's more, He is omniscient; meaning that He knows EVERYTHING (including everything about you, your thoughts, your motivations and reasons, etc). And on top of that, Jesus taught that God doesn't judge you by what you do, but by who you are in your heart. There's just no way to 'sneak one by' Him!
Additionally, the God of the Bible is perfectly just. He is not going to 'let some (sins) slide' on account of some nice things you did, or because
your sins weren't 'that bad'. However, as His attributes include Perfect Grace and Love, He surely provided the One Way, the 'strait gate' for you. He nailed your sins to the cross, so that, if you truly believe on Jesus the Messiah, you are totally forgiven, though you fell far short of the mark of His perfect righteous standard.
The God of the Bible also doesn't make covenants with us that we can't keep. He prefers to be the covenant-keeper, because only He is able to perfectly keep a covenant, as He certainly well knows.
Is the Bible God like Santa Claus?
Well, He does know that you've been naughty -- the breadth, depth and height of it. And He does have abundant blessings with which to shower you - blessings that you don't deserve.
But that, I think, is where that similarity ends.

Santa Claus & Mormonism